OMG we went to C&C with Chris yesterday (as you can tell by Jessie's comment) and it was hilarious. Me & him played counterstrike the whole time and Jessie just did stuff on xanga. It was freakin' retarded. She got mad and posted that and he's like (profanity included so skip this part if you can't take the swearing,) "Fucking bitch can't even spell my name right! Who the fuck spells Chris without an h. And it's Christian not fucking Christopher, bitch. Olivia, teach you're lesbian friend how to fucking spell. Fuck!" or something quite like that. So in the game chat I was like, "c-h-r-i-s-t-i-a-n" and he was like (OVER THE MICROPHONE SO THE OTHER PEOPLE COULD HEAR.) "That's fucking right bitch. At least you can spell." It was hilarious. And Dark Kirby or whatever his name was kept shooting me!!! RAAAWR!
And now more quotes from Jessie on Animal Crossing:
"ANIMAL CROSSING ROCKS!!! HELL YEAH!!! Why are there flowers on the treeees? Oh, wait those aren't flowers...."
"You stupid animal that can talk in weird mumbles! How stupid can you get! You freakin idiot! GOD! HEY WAKE UP DUMBASS!"
"Yeah I did dug up a fossil because Olivia took all the good stuff. And they'll never grow back? Will they grow back Olivia? I keep getting fossils..."
"No, I can't imagine. I wish you were called the village idiot. I'M DIGGING UP SO MANY FOSSSSSSSSSSILS. And keepin' 'em..."
"Oh my god! *squealing* ...shut up. But that is pretty freakin funny,"
"What happens when you wake up all the townspeople and get them back inside? Do I get a prize? Was that a no? This shit is gay, then."
"DEPOSIT! I see so you want to pay back some of your debt to Mr.Nook. NO I just wanted to deposit some money up your ass."
"Stop running around with a shovel you'll kill yourself."
"I don't care about a roof you mofawker I want a bigger house! I'll kill you with my shovel! AHHHHHHHHH! Lets dig holes around the shop. One, two three, ahh I dug up the flowers. Ooops I trapped myself in. I'm trapped in! I better cover these up."
"No I didn't want to get started. Fuckers. Resetti. Resetters I hope that guy doesn't wanna come up cos I'll kill him--OW I TRIPPED. FUCKERS. STOP laughing it's not funny!"
"SHOVELS UNITE....ow what the hell?!"
"I DON'T LIKE THE EXTRA SPACE. THERE IS NO EXTRA SPACE. ALL THERE IS IS A FRIGGIN BLUE ROOF. NO! 398,000 DOLLARS MY ASS!"
"A flower umbrella that makes my day! No it doesn't stop following me you hairy nosed bitch. Ow...my head hurts. It hurts."
"FUCKIN NOOK! You need to buy this shit for like 80 thousand bells because they're fossils they're worth more than 5000 bells. NO I don't want to sell anything else I've only got 2 items you stupid bitch. NO! GET AWAY FROM ME! GET. AWAY."
(Talking to her furniture): "We need to push you to the window you stupid ass cunt." I ain't postin more until I get some effin comments!! |